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  2.                                                      
  3.                                  From the              
  4.                          JOKIN' AROUND AGAIN DISK      
  5.                                     by                 
  6.                             LEEJAN ENTERPRISES         
  7.                         P.O. Box 66. Happy Valley.     
  8.                           South Australia. 5159.       
  9.                                                        
  10.                                                        
  11.  
  12.                              EVERYBODY DOES IT
  13.  
  14.                      ACCOUNTANTS are good with figures.
  15.                      ACTORS do it on cue.
  16.                      ADVERTISERS use the "new, improved" method.
  17.                      AMBULANCE DRIVERS come quicker.
  18.                      ANSI does it in the standard way.
  19.                      ARCHEOLOGISTS like it old.
  20.                      ARCHITECTS have great plans.
  21.                      ARTISTS are exhibitionists.
  22.                      ASSEMBLY LINE WORKERS do it over and over.
  23.                      ASTRONOMERS do it with Uranus.
  24.                      ATTORNEYS make better motions.
  25.                      AUDITORS like to examine figures.
  26.                      BABYSITTERS charge by the hour.
  27.                      BAILIFFS always come to order.
  28.                      BAKERS knead it daily.
  29.                      BAND MEMBERS play all night.
  30.                      BANKERS do it with interest (penalty for early withdrawal!)
  31.                      BARBERS do it with shear pleasure.
  32.                      BARTENDERS do it on the rocks.
  33.                      BASEBALL PLAYERS make it to first base.
  34.                      BASKETBALL PLAYERS score more often.
  35.                      BEEKEEPERS like to eat their honey.
  36.                      BEER BREWERS do it with more hops.
  37.                      BEER DRINKERS get more head.
  38.                      BICYCLISTS do it with 10 speeds.
  39.                      BOOKKEEPERS do it with double entry
  40.                      BOSSES delegate the task to others.
  41.                      BOWLERS have bigger balls.
  42.                      BRICKLAYERS lay all day.
  43.                      BRIDGE PLAYERS try to get a rubber.
  44.                      BUS DRIVERS come early and pull out on time.
  45.                      BUTCHERS have better meat.
  46.                      CAMPERS do it in a tent.
  47.                      CARPENTERS hammer it harder.
  48.                      CARPET LAYERS do it on the floor.
  49.                      CHEERLEADERS do it with more enthusiasm.
  50.                      CHEMISTS like to experiment.
  51.                      CHESSPLAYERS check their mates.
  52.                      CHIROPRACTORS do it by manipulation.
  53.                      CLOCK MAKERS do it mechanically.
  54.                      CLOWNS do it for laughs.
  55.                      COACHES whistle while they work.
  56.                      COBOL PROGRAMMERS do it with bugs.
  57.                      COCKTAIL WAITRESSES serve highballs.
  58.                      COMPUTER GAME PLAYERS just can't stop.
  59.                      COMPUTER OPERATORS get the most out of their software.
  60.                      CONSTRUCTION WORKERS lay a better foundation.
  61.                      CONSULTANTS tell other how to do it.
  62.                      COPS have bigger guns
  63.                      COWBOYS handle anything horny.
  64.                      COWGIRLS like to ride bareback.
  65.                      CRANE OPERATORS have swinging balls.
  66.                      CREDIT MANAGERS always collect.
  67.                      DANCERS do it in leaps and bounds.
  68.                      DEADHEADS do it with Jerry.
  69.                      DEER HUNTERS will do anything for a buck.
  70.                      DENTAL HYGENISTS do it till it hurts.
  71.                      DENTISTS do it in your mouth.
  72.                      DETECTIVES do it under cover.
  73.                      DIETICIANS eat better.
  74.                      DIRECT MAILERS get it in the sack.
  75.                      DIVERS do it deeper.
  76.                      DOCTORS do it with patience.
  77.                      DRUGGISTS fill your prescription.
  78.                      DRUMMERS do it in 4/4 time.
  79.                      DRYWALLERS are better bangers.
  80.                      ELECTRICIANS check your shorts.
  81.                      ELECTRICIANS do it in their shorts.
  82.                      ENGINEERS charge by the hour.
  83.                      EXECUTIVES have large staffs.
  84.                      FARMERS spread it around.
  85.                      FIREMEN are always in heat.
  86.                      FISHERMEN are proud of their rods.
  87.                      FOOTBALL PLAYERS are measured by the yard.
  88.                      FOUR-WHEELERS eat more bush.
  89.                      FURRIERS appreciate good beaver.
  90.                      GARBAGEMEN come once a week.
  91.                      GARDENERS have 50 foot hoses.
  92.                      GAS STATION ATTENDANTS pump all day.
  93.                      GEOLOGISTS are great explorers.
  94.                      GOLFERS do it in 18 holes.
  95.                      GYMNASTS mount and dismount well.
  96.  
  97.  
  98.                                                      
  99.                                  From the              
  100.                          JOKIN' AROUND AGAIN DISK      
  101.                                     by                 
  102.                             LEEJAN ENTERPRISES         
  103.                         P.O. Box 66. Happy Valley.     
  104.                           South Australia. 5159.       
  105.                                                        
  106.                                                        
  107.